I'm a rainbow rider and a willow weeper, <br />An insomniac who has more dreams <br />Than the average sleeper. <br />I get so real, it's so unreal, <br />A rolling stone trapped in a stagnant wheel. <br /> <br />I'm blue, I'm yellow, I'm off-colour, <br />And I know lots of bright people <br />Who couldn't get any duller. <br />I'm like hate mail from a love child, <br />A stripper nun driving drunk boys wild. <br /> <br />I'm myself come unfurled, <br />Down to earth, up in space <br />And out of this world. <br />A problem who has an answer for everyone, <br />But I warn you, my answers aren't always fun. <br /> <br />I'm psychological, I'm psycho-illogical, I'm a prick, <br />I'm so careful about my health it makes me sick, <br />I'm in my mind too much thinking of such, <br />How can I be out of my mind so much? <br /> <br />I'm a caring guy who gets very careless, <br />And I'm the worst when it comes to being my best. <br />I'm an uptight guy who dresses down loose <br />And the catch-phrase for every excuse. <br /> <br />I'm full of myself but really an empty guy, <br />Down with Jesus and with the Devil getting high, <br />And I always tell the truth...even when I lie, <br />And if I lie, I'll lie for you, <br />Else I'm the kind of liar who's too good to be true. <br /> <br />I'm a little pussy, a great asshole and a big dick, <br />All in one dose in my big mouth to make it click, <br />I'm a loser with a winning smile <br />And a winner whose just losing for the while. <br /> <br />I'm the head of the tail, <br />The traits of every traitor. <br />Gone from alpha male <br />To compulsive master-beta. <br /> <br />These are my attributes, <br />This is who I am and who I'll always be, <br />And I have friends who have gone so far <br />Just to say they're close to me.<br /><br />K. Jared Hosein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/humour-paradox-boy/
