You know there are these vests <br />With 'Naughty' printed across the chests. <br />And those hip-hugger navy jeans <br />With 'Hottie' printed on the seams. <br /> <br />Commercials with legs roaming my malls, <br />Parading false psyches through the school halls, <br />So I'm going to put these lies to an end <br />And start an honest, new clothing trend. <br /> <br />There'll be shirts with 'Asshole' on the front <br />And bigger assholes would get the bigger font. <br />But Asshole Fabrics, Inc. won't really have much to say, <br />'Cause anyone wearing trends is an asshole anyway.<br /><br />K. Jared Hosein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/humour-asshole-fabrics-inc/
