When life has dealt you an unfair hand <br />And you feel like you've really been cheated <br />Don't get irate, spit teeth and curse fate; <br />Stay calm, chill out, and be seated. <br /> <br />When the Devil's shat in your laundry bin <br />And you feel you've been unfairly treated <br />Don't warble and bleat, stamping your feet; <br />Stay calm, chill out, and be seated. <br /> <br />When you've give it a try, and it's all gone awry <br />And you feel like you haven't competed <br />Don't ponder, regret, you'll just get upset; <br />Stay calm, chill out, and be seated. <br /> <br />When you've give it your all, and held yourself tall <br />And still wound up getting defeated <br />Don't let it show that you've taken a blow; <br />Stay calm, chill out, and be seated. <br /> <br />When you've gone in headlong, and done it all wrong <br />And now know you should have retreated <br />Don't sit and lament, over time poorly spent; <br />Stay calm, chill out, and be seated<br /><br />Bridgid Patrick<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/be-seated/
