I know you believe that Christ died for your sins, <br />but did he die for the people who haven’t sinned? <br /> <br />I know you’re going to say that everyone sins. But <br />that’s not true because what about babies? They <br /> <br />haven’t sinned yet, so maybe Christ preemptively <br />died for them because he knew they’d eventually <br /> <br />get around to sinning, and so it’s kind of a <br />retroactive deal. Now that I think of it, I realize <br /> <br />that babies DO sin, like when they cry for no <br />apparent reason and get on everyone’s nerves. <br /> <br />One time I was on this flight to Dallas (Don’t ask <br />me why I went to that sorry town) and there was a <br /> <br />baby three rows behind me that would not stop <br />wailing. I finally walked back to the mother and <br /> <br />told her to shut that sinning baby up pronto! She <br />looked at me horrified and I realized I was staring <br /> <br />into the eyes of Satan. Well, in this case it was <br />Mrs. Satan, and she was holding a sobbing little <br />satanic baby.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/babies-who-sin/
