How thin is in, <br />How thin can you be, <br />Is simply smaller better, <br />Or should it taller I be. <br /> <br />Now this is a dilemma, <br />With every one I date, <br />I would like to be perfect, <br />And surgery is not too late. <br /> <br />I could get a tummy tuck, <br />A little off thighs, <br />Take off those crows feet, <br />Pull my face back, <br />How about a hair transplant. <br /> <br />Never mind the cost, <br />It will all be worth it when I get a new rear end. <br /> <br />If you think this is stupid, <br />And millions of you do, <br />You haven't been to the hospitals <br />To see what real people do! <br /> <br />The wards are full of cosmetic surgery. <br />HMO's, PPO's and Stand alones, <br />All agree, <br />If you are not perfect now, <br />You sure can be, <br />Just a few thousand dollars, <br />And you can once again look 21 <br />When you are 110. <br /> <br />The only problem with this who will get it in the end!<br /><br />Nadalia Bagratuni<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/who-gets-it-in-the-end/
