Come and have a look at this <br />it's such a touch of class <br />my liver is incredible <br />my hearts a work of art <br />you've never seen my meat so lean <br />my kidneys are a view <br />my pies would melt the hardest eyes <br />my chops and pasties too <br /> <br />If you want some chicken legs <br />then have a look at mine <br />my eggs come in three sizes <br />my bacons very fine <br />my steak would put you in a stew <br />and make your veggies wince <br />you can chew on my pork scratchings <br />or have a pound of mince <br /> <br />My ham would make an actor cry <br />my beef could start a war <br />my pork and ham ridicules spam <br />you couldn't ask for more <br />so come and set your eyes on me <br />there's nothing to compare <br />I am your local butcher <br />come and try my wares.<br /><br />Charles M. Moore<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sweet-meat/