I'm a professor by day, <br />A detective by night, <br />I teach education and listen to what my student's say, <br />However, try as I might, <br />I must confess, <br />I'm not as careful as the rest. <br /> <br />On my way to get married, <br />I'm almost killed, <br />Thrown in a closet and left for dead. <br />That's not way to treat a man about to be wed! <br /> <br />Then on my wedding day, <br />I find out that my honeymoon takes place, <br />Before I was born! <br /> <br />How is that possible? <br />I wondered in my head, <br />While all the time I’m dodging the Nazi's running around my bed. <br /> <br />Now all of this may sound odd to you, <br />But you too can learn by buying book two. <br />The Catered Affair, it's a good read, <br />It's the type that all of you will need.<br /><br />Nadalia Bagratuni<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ode-to-shannon-steele/
