'I do solemnly swear <br />that I will faithfully execute <br />the office of President <br />of the United States, <br /> <br />and will to the best <br />of my ability, <br />preserve, protect and defend <br />the Constitution of the United States, <br /> <br />and take on <br />the psychological projections <br />of 300 million Americans, <br />and to a great extent, <br />the other 6 billion <br />people in the world, too'<br /><br />Max Reif<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/new-improved-oath-of-office-for-the-president-of/
