FEMALE POEM <br /> <br />I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong <br /> <br />One who loves to listen long. <br /> <br />One who thinks before he speaks <br />One who'll call, not wait for weeks. <br /> <br />I want him to be gainfully employed, <br />When I spend his cash, be not annoyed. <br /> <br />Pulls out my chair and opens my door, <br />Massages my back and begs to do more. <br /> <br />Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind <br /> <br />And knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind? ' <br /> <br />I want this man to love me to no end, <br />And always be my very best friend. <br /> <br />MALE POEM <br /> <br />I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac <br />With huge boobs <br /> <br />Who owns an off licence and a golf course. <br />I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a monkeys. <br /> <br />This poem was writen by a friend of mine, Deon Masutti<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/female-poem-and-male-poem/
