I'm A Woman <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />I shave my legs, <br />sit down to pee, <br />and I can justify <br />any shopping spree <br /> <br />I don't go to the barber <br />but a beauty salon <br />I can get a message <br />without a hard-on <br /> <br />I can balance the checkbook <br />I can pump my own gas <br />can talk to my friends <br />about the size of my ass <br /> <br />my beauty's a masterpiece <br />and yes, it takes long <br />at least I can admit <br />to others when I'm wrong <br /> <br />I don't drive in circles <br />at any cost <br />and I don't have a problem <br />admitting I'm lost <br /> <br />I never forget <br />an important date <br />you just gotta deal with it <br />I'm usually late <br /> <br />I don't watch movies <br />with lots of gore <br />don't need an instant replay <br />to remember the score <br /> <br />I won't lose my hair <br />or get jock itch <br />and just cause I'm assertive <br />don't call me a bitch <br /> <br />don't say to your friends <br />oh yeah, I can get her <br />or in your dreams, oh dear <br />I can do better <br /> <br />flowers are okay <br />but jewellery's best <br />look at me you idiot.... <br />not at my chest! ! ! <br /> <br />I don't have a problem <br />with expressing my feelings <br />I know when you're lying <br />you look at the ceiling <br /> <br />DONT call me a GIRL <br />A BABE or a CHICK <br /> <br />I am a WOMAN <br /> <br />get it? you DICK! ! ! ! <br /> <br />lmao: D copywrite: this shit is funnny<br /><br />mandy faye<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/im-a-woman/
