If women had udders <br />and cows had breasts <br />what would be shown in The Sun? <br />Would it be Daisy <br />the feisty heifer <br />boasting 98-100-91? <br /> <br />Would it be Sharon <br />the Croydon belle <br />With udder attached to her sternum? <br />She'd have admiring bullocks <br />throughout the land <br />though four-teated Sharon'd spurn 'em. <br /> <br />Would Farmer's Monthly <br />become a jazz mag <br />top shelf stuff not for sale to the nippers? <br />Would Playboy become <br />a livestock guide <br />a rattling good read for sheep dippers? <br /> <br />This fascination <br />for lactiferous glands <br />raises questions I believe worth pursuing. <br />Who was the first man <br />to milk a cow <br />and what did he think he was doing?<br /><br />Bridgid Patrick<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/big-ones/
