Everyone knows that proselytizers like you are fairly <br />robotic in their thinking and behavior. So if that’s the <br />case, why not be totally truthful about it and start <br />speaking in a robotic way when you meet people? Try <br />speaking in that monotone voice kids use when <br />they’re imitating robots - you know, with equal <br />emphasis on every syllable: You-must-hand-over- <br /> your-soul-to-Je-sus-or-pay-the-con-se-quen-ces.” You <br />could even go “Beep” at the end of each sentence. <br />And when you’re trying to twist someone’s arm to <br />become a believer and they say they already lead a <br />happy and productive life, you can say, “That-does- <br />not-compute. Beep. That-does-not-compute.”<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/robotic/
