If you have a problem, then come and see me. <br />I might be able to solve it for a small fee. <br />If you need a plumber, then I'm your man, <br />you'll be better off, than drip's in a can. <br />I am Jack of all Trades, and master of many. <br />I go by the nick name of 'Any Job Benny' <br />If you need an electrician, just look this way, <br />I'll rewire your house, at a good rate of pay. <br />If you want a gardener to mow that lawn, <br />then shut the dog up, I'll be there at dawn. <br />I'll trim your hedge and tidy the yard, <br />but I have a bad back, so don't make it too hard. <br />If there's a job on the roof, I'll tackle that too <br />but when it comes to laying bricks, I haven't a clue. <br />I work at a pace, because I have a bad back, <br />don' t ask me to remove rubble, I just can't get the knack. <br />I'll mend your guttering, replace old for new, <br />and I'll even take the diapers, from your blocked up loo. <br />Now I don't clean cesspits, because of the smell, <br />because when I go home my wife gives me hell. <br />If you need to be fumigated, I charge double time, <br />first for the dirt and second for the grime. <br />I charge an hourly rate, with vat fee on top, <br />but if it's paid in cash the vat I'll drop. <br />I am my own boss, no others do I employ, <br />I am a very good worker, not a cowboy. <br />'Madam the paint on your door looks a very rough job, <br />It looks like the trademark of Builder Bob!<br /><br />sylvia spencer<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/handy-man/
