Feeling spiritually hungry, <br />I stopped by at an <br />Internet writers' joint, <br />Where I was served with <br />A Jesus burger, well done, <br />On a mystic Sufi bun, <br />With kosher pickles, <br />Kabbalic lettuce and <br />Shamanic tomatoes, <br />With that secret Zen sauce <br />And transcendental Maya, <br />With a large order of <br />Wicca fries and a bottle <br />Of flavored holy water, <br />And I ate it all up <br />Hook, line and sinker <br />Until I got a heartburn <br />From all the baloney - <br />So I started writing <br />My postmodern Marxist <br />Slogans that New Age <br />Consciousness is the <br />McDonald's of the masses. <br /> <br /> <br /> March 26,2006<br /><br />Alexander Shaumyan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/jesus-burger/
