Usually your Dog <br />Is your friend until the end of it's Years <br />But this Dog had different Ideas <br />It bit the hand of it's Piers <br /> <br />Now dogs are normally not Nasty <br />he was just a little too Frisky <br />A hyper HDD Hound <br />That bit a lot we Found <br /> <br />We stuck a Muzzle on Him <br />Also gave him some Gin <br />He often went Berserk <br />Nothing seemed to Work <br /> <br />But fate was in Sight <br />And we arranged a Dog Fight <br />Now a dog and a crocodile is not much of a Match <br />But both fought hard, and neither got a Scratch <br /> <br />So after the fight, the Dog was not the Same <br />And never, never fought Again <br />He also went out a lot to fancy Due's <br />Man oh man he liked his Crocodile Shoe's<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/best-friend-5/
