Do you think Jesus listens to Christian rock music? <br />If he does, that really lowers him in my estimation. <br />That music is so cheesy. What kind of music do you <br />think he listens to? Maybe he listens to everything <br />simultaneously. I mean, he can already hear <br />millions of prayers simultaneously, so why couldn’t <br />he listen to all songs ever recorded simultaneously? <br />But that would mean he couldn’t tap his toe to the <br />beat because which beat would he tap to? I was <br />thinking that maybe he listens to the Carpenters <br />because he was a carpenter himself. In that same <br />genre would be Captain & Tennille and Pat Boone. <br />Uh oh. Do you see me holding my nose? We’ve got <br />to get Jesus off the cheese! I don’t suppose you <br />have any Coltrane in your collection, do you? Well, <br />if you do, put it on! And lay the speakers on the <br />floor facing upwards so he can hear it better.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cheesy-music/
