Last week I realized that I was praying for a lot of the <br />same things over and over. So what I did was burn a CD <br />with all my standard prayer themes, you know like bless <br />my mom and dad, lay the wining lottery ticket on me, <br />stick a broomstick up Pat Robertson’s ass – the usual <br />kinds of things. So now I don’t need to waste so much <br />time praying. I just press “play” on the CD player, and <br />out go my prayers to Jesus while I can go lounge in my <br />recliner and watch the ball game. Sometimes I feel bad <br />about the Pat Robertson part. I mean, it shouldn’t always <br />be a broomstick. Sometimes Jesus should just cover his <br />big fat mouth with duct tape. Robertson would probably <br />blame it on the devil. Little would he know that Jesus was <br />behind it.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/digital-prayers/
