Our congregation is having problems with some very <br />annoying neighbors. They’re always complaining that <br />we take up all the parking spots on Sunday. We tell <br />them we need those spots for people coming to <br />church for spiritual rejuvenation. After all, we’re <br />doing the Lord’s bidding, unlike them. Why can’t <br />they sacrifice their parking spots for a few hours? <br />Jesus sacrificed a lot more than that. <br /> <br />Speaking of Jesus, I know he’s on our side. But I wish <br />he would get off his duff and do something about <br />these bothersome neighbors. They’re all heathen <br />sinners anyway, so it’s not like it would be a big deal <br />if their houses burned down. I think our church <br />maintenance staff must have some kerosene lying <br />around. We could just tell the police that the fires <br />were the will of God.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/burn-a-row-house-for-christ/
