Take this kiss and praise your God, <br />he was there and gave the nod <br />to this union all for life <br />he appointed you my wife. <br />Did he plan that double chin <br />and that early morning grin <br />cellulite hides in the dark <br />and your bite just beats your bark. <br />Gray's been covered, now brunette <br />but the pubic hair when wet <br />looks like winter wonderland, <br />things I will not understand <br />have come up through many seasons <br />but, of course, you have your reasons. <br />You've forgotten how to flex <br />fall asleep and skip the sex. <br />Things are not what they once were <br />and you think I sometimes err <br />where you used to trust me blindly <br />I repaid you, rather kindly <br />as you know our equal rights <br />once replaced those nasty fights <br />but today you think you can <br />question me, your favourite man! <br /> <br />I suggest that at this stage <br />we can start another page, <br />all you need to do, my dear <br />listen carefully and hear <br />wisdom as I do pronounce <br />truthful morsels, ounce by ounce. <br />Let's consider all your words <br />erudite but free as birds, <br />thus they will take early flight <br />and as spouse you'll see the light <br />shining brightly, just for you <br />after all, you said 'I do'<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/equality-my-dear/
