What matter's to a cat <br />It's not the fact that you stroke them <br />Or you groom them <br />Or you sleep with them all night <br />No, it's that bowl of tucker <br />No, it's that bowl of tit-bits <br />A happy cat is a, fat belly cat <br />A happy cat is a slow moving cat <br />A cat who sleeps all day <br />And fornicates all night <br />A cat who sleeps in the coolest place in summer <br />Or the warmest place in winter <br />So women remember, a fat cat is a happy cat <br />So women remember, three meals a day <br />And we love plenty of Sex <br /> <br />Repost Series 2006<br /><br />allan James saywell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-fat-cat-is-a-happy-cat-2/
