I’ll bet you’re surprised to hear that I joined a prayer group. <br />Well, it’s true. But I have to admit the meetings can be a bit <br />boring. So what I did last week was put just a very small <br />amount of LSD in the punchbowl. (Don’t ask me where I <br />got it - I’ll just say it was from one of the congregants) . <br />Now, before you yell at me for doing it, you should know <br />that it turned out better than you could have imagined. <br />Everyone was having visions and expansive thoughts, and <br />they were finding new interpretations of Bible passages. It <br />made everyone more devout. That’s a good thing, don’t <br />you think? I’m not planning on spiking the punchbowl <br />again. But I fear that without some kind of hallucinogenic <br />assist, these prayer meetings are going to revert to <br />dreariness again. Real snoozefests, if you know what <br />I mean.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/snoozefest/
