Did you know that the bible says it’s an abomination <br />to eat shellfish? Yesiree, it’s right there in black and <br />white. No doubt about it. And yet, look at all the self- <br />righteous bible-quoting bozos complaining about gay <br />marriage as they chow down on a plate of jumbo <br />shrimp. I guess they think it’s okay to select which <br />parts of the bible they personally think are important <br />and which parts they can conveniently ignore. Well, if <br />it’s okay to be selective like that, then I choose to <br />focus on the parts of the bible that deal with helping <br />the sick and the poor, and just ignore all that dopey <br />anti-gay crap. I’m pretty sure that’s what Jesus would <br />want. Not that he explicitly told me that. But then, <br />he’s kind of an indirect guy these days<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/big-fat-phonies/
