I do abhor vulgarity <br />and most of your profanity. <br />It cheapens you beyond belief <br />it is as if you'd take the leaf <br />that God plucked from the holy tree <br />and flaunted IT, for all to see. <br />No need, I say to act too chaste <br />but, pardon me, you are poor taste, <br />it's not that poems do offend- <br />your tongue has gone around the bend. <br />And should old fate bring punishment <br />you'd notice great astonishment <br />in truth, if our paths did cross <br />I'd use a piece of dental floss <br />and hang you from the tree of shame, <br />into its bark I'd carve your name.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-vulgar-poet/
