Isn’t it frustrating how Muslims say you’ll go to hell <br />if you’re not a Muslim and Christians say you’ll go <br />to hell if you’re not a Christian? There’s no way to win. <br />You just have to gamble that you choose the right <br />door. Maybe religions that don’t believe in hell, like <br />Judaism and Buddhism, are the way to go. But that’s <br />no good either because if you’re Jewish, you get <br />accused of all sorts of cockamamie conspiracies, and <br />if you’re Buddhist you could get reincarnated as a clam. <br />Reincarnation is like a big lottery. You could come back <br />as a Republican, which means you’d have to mouth off <br />all the time about creationism and gays. That’s a case <br />where God would probably regard suicide favorably.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/crapshoot/
