Was sitting in a pub gulping beer, <br />Saw a girl in a skirt, entering from the rear, <br />To get a view, gave my drunken head a tilt <br />Only to find a Scotsman, standing in his kilt. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Rdr 12/05/06 <br />CRVGA<br /><br />Vikram G. Aarella<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/scotsman-and-kilt/