I answered a want ad to find my perrrrrft date, <br />But He wasn't what I expected and He was two hours late! ! ! ! ! ! ! <br />His ad said he was rich and looked like a movie star, <br />I know he stretched the truth-Just a little bit too far! ! <br /> <br />He had no hair and his teeth were gone, <br />He sure wasn't the man in my favorite love song. <br />He wasn't what I expected, not who I thought He'd be, <br />But, I went out with him anyway cause I just had to see.... <br /> <br />But the wreck in my drive was his fancy sports car, <br />Instead of a nightclub we headed for his favorite bar. <br />We had watered down beer instead of fine wine, <br />And bar snacks aren't my idea of a romantic way to dine. <br /> <br />When He finally took me home, He tried for a kiss. <br />I ducked just in time, it was sure a near miss! ! ! <br />This was the worst date ever, not two words were said, <br />I'd rather be alone at home, asleep in my bed.<br /><br />Sandra Finch<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/want-ad-date/
