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Professor Poetry Hound - Animal House

2014-11-07 2 Dailymotion

Do you think Jesus gets along with Zeus? <br />I think he might be jealous of Zeus’ ability <br />to hurl those lightning strikes down at <br />Earth. Wait, is that Zeus who does that or <br />Thor? It’s so hard to keep track of all those <br />guys. Actually, I’ll bet Jesus can hurl <br />lightning with the best of them. I just don’t <br />think he dresses as well. I mean, Thor has <br />that cape and sledgehammer and <br />everything, and Jesus just walks around all <br />day in a smock. On the other hand, with <br />that goofy chrome helmet, Thor looks like <br />he just stepped off the set of “Animal <br />House.” But guys like Zeus and Apollo, <br />they seem like real babe magnets. I’ll bet <br />they really chafe under that adultery <br />commandment.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/animal-house/

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