He's dressed in green, <br />a mask obscures his face, <br />his features lean <br />it's a plain simple case. <br /> <br />Before you know he soaks <br />the blood and preaches <br />that for these women folks <br />one should use leeches. <br /> <br />Which is what in the past <br />some healers did, <br />and to the very last <br />these wigglies hid. <br /> <br />That's why today we cut <br />make straight the nose <br />it's almost done now, but <br />hand me that hose. <br /> <br />He shoves the big green hose <br />inside her mouth, <br />out through the nose again <br />then aims it south. <br /> <br />It's good that Mary snoozed <br />and Hubby too, <br />the children were amused <br />and so were you. <br /> <br />Note: No, they didn't straighten the nose (it was cute and straight enough) , just the septum. Snip, Snip.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mary-s-operation/
