Famed as a gigolo and...'King of Tease' <br />Was Lover Boy Leo, of scant integrity. <br />Guilty as charged of Grand Larceny! <br />Now, a k a....Inmate Number 15673. <br /> <br />Narrator - Piteous Claire Bell... <br /> <br />A silver tongued fox with eyes of blue. <br />A Mountain of a Man, (any girl would pursue.) <br />A giant among men! A living Hercules! <br />Said he loved me...on bended knees. <br /> <br />Irresistible, was he....and Oh! So cute! <br />Impeccably dressed in an Armani Suit. <br />Pearly veneers gave his smile..'A Life! ' <br />Paid for with loot...stolen from his ex-wife. <br /> <br />Tattoos that decorated his muscular arms <br />UP'd his charisma and elevated his charms. <br />I was crushed to learn...he had them etched <br />In Prison...where his nick-name was 'Stretch! ' <br /> <br />Did I know he was a WOLF...'stead of a sheep? <br />No time for thought! ...I just leaped <br />Into his arms and gave him my house keys. <br />No greater fool exists...than ME! <br /> <br />Gone were my furniture and trinkets of gold. <br />To Corner Pawn Shops, these items he sold. <br />Twiddling10 sticky fingers, now locked in a cell. <br />The judge gave his verdict. I bid him 'Farewell' <br /> <br />I miss him some, though not very much. <br />Got everything back, ' cept my TV and couch. <br />With material things, I could easily part. <br />The worst thing he did? He stole my Heart! (boo hoo) <br /> <br />Leo, you swine! More HOG than a dog! <br />Left me nothing...not even a log <br />To sit on while I contemplate... <br />Breaking into the Slammer, to seal your fate. <br /> <br /> <br />Moral? ......Best to do a Criminal Search on all new Objects of Desire! <br /> <br />..<br /><br />Deanna More<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/boo-hoo-leo/
