Can I just blame anything that goes wrong on Satan? <br />I mean, lots of things go wrong in this world. So can <br />we blame the tsunami on Satan? What about that guy <br />who opened his door into my car in the parking lot <br />and left a big dent? Was Satan behind that too? And <br />did Satan tell the guy not to leave a note? And did <br />Satan make the body shop charge me an arm and a leg <br />to get the damn thing repaired and not give me a <br />loaner while they took two goddam weeks to do the <br />bodywork? I’m pretty sure my insurance company is <br />owned by Satan. Probably all of them are. I once had <br />this girlfriend that dumped me out of the blue. Now <br />THAT was someone possessed by Satan. I hope <br />Jesus kicks her butt.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/automobile-insurance/
