The concept of justice is pretty important in the Bible, <br />so I assume there are gradations of punishment in <br />Hades. Like, if you engaged in relatively minor sins <br />like cheating on your income taxes, then maybe you’ll <br />have to endure a series of Indian burns for eternity. Or <br />like if you were a stalker, then maybe you’ll get <br />bonked on the head with a cast-iron frying pan every <br />once in awhile. Now, if you were a murderer, then <br />you’ll get the full pain treatment – you’ll have to wear <br />headphones and listen to nonstop commentary from <br />smarmy televangelists at full volume. <br /> <br />So Hell is kind of like a carwash, where there are <br />different levels, like you can have a regular wash or <br />maybe you get the deluxe wash, where they spray <br />some extra wax goop on your car or do tire treatments <br />or something. I’ve always thought tire treatments <br />were kind of ridiculous. I mean, who really cares if <br />their sidewalls are shiny? And those guys who <br />vacuum the cars always do such a cursory job. I hope <br />when they get to Hell the devil gives them a little <br />poke in their butts with that pointy tail of his<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/shiny-sidewalls/
