The other night I retired to bed and had a crazy dream <br />That I was walking on the beach when I heard an awesome scream <br />Standing right before me was a great brown grizzly bear <br />wearing a tu-tu and a basque and a ribbon in her hair <br /> <br />She started piroetting in a Wayne Sleep kind of stance <br />then shouting over to me 'Do you like my ballet dance? ' <br />'Please I beg dont call my shrink <br />The bear went on to say <br />I simply am a dancing queen my name is kinky Kay <br />She pointed to my bikini and yelled 'Hey you look daft! ' <br />Have you looked in the mirror yet? I said and off I laughed <br /> <br />I woke up in the morning <br />My day was like no other <br />For who was standing on my step but Kays big angry mother!<br /><br />Lisa Cresswell Wilkinson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-grizzly-dream-fun/
