I rose from my pit at a quarter to six <br />only sleeping three hours I needed a fix (caffeine) <br />My eyes were all blurry and filled up with matt <br />As I stumbled downstairs I tripped over the cat <br />The poor cat yelped and dashed out through the flap <br />It wasnt my fault just a simple mis-hap <br /> <br />I bent down in the cupboard just praying for kip <br />When all of a sudden I heard my pants rip <br />I stood up too quick, hit my head off the door <br />Then noticed a yellow sticky patch on the floor <br />My little cat laughed and yelled 'just go get your tea' <br />'My cat loo was full and I needed a wee' <br />Shaking my head I sat down with my drink <br />'This tastes awfly bitter' I started to think <br />I returned to the kitchen while drinking it up <br />Only to find I'd put salt in my bloody cup! <br /> <br />Have you ever had a day like this?<br /><br />Lisa Cresswell Wilkinson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/morning-mis-hap-fun/
