I was thinking about which character Jesus would <br />be if he were on Gilligan’s Island. I know what <br />you’re going to say – he would be the Professor, <br />right? Well, that’s the obvious choice and that’s <br />what I thought at first, but now I’m not so sure. <br /> <br />I actually think he would be Maryann, who is <br />so innocent and friendly to everyone. She is down-to- <br />earth, earnest and helpful and easily the most <br />likeable one on the island. <br /> <br />I was also thinking Jesus could be Gilligan. I know, <br />I know, you’re shaking your head vigorously. But <br />hear me out. Gilligan tries to do the right thing but <br />is always getting ostracized by everyone else. His <br />heart is in the right place but he doesn’t get <br />acknowledged for that, just like Jesus. The main <br />drawback to that theory is that I just can’t picture <br />Jesus wearing that dumb floppy white hat or <br />getting chewed out by the Skipper all the time.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/gilligan/
