Do you think Jesus has ever sat around with guys <br />like Superman and Spiderman and compared <br />super powers? Boy, I would love to listen in on <br />that. <br /> <br />Spiderman would probably talk about being able <br />to climb buildings and ride long swinging web- <br />ropes around the city. Superman would talk about <br />flying into outer space and having x-ray vision. <br /> <br />Then they’d turn to Jesus who would say <br />something like, “I turned some water into wine.” <br />There would be silence as the other two stared <br />blankly at him, unimpressed. Then Jesus might <br />hopefully offer, “I also rose from the dead.” <br />Superman would probably scratch his head, look <br />over at Spiderman, slowly exhale and say, “Man, <br />I’ve done that in so many episodes I can’t even <br />count ‘em.” <br /> <br />As Jesus looked down at his feet, Superman <br />would yawn and say, “Hey Spidey, let’s go get a <br />beer.” The two of them would stand up and start <br />to go. Then Superman would turn and look back <br />in afterthought. “Oh, wanna come with us, Jesus? ”<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-chump/
