They say eating a carrot <br />improves your sight <br />a trip to the opticians <br />would be more bright <br /> <br />If you have sex <br />standing up <br />only a virgin would believe <br />that you won't conceive <br /> <br />and about masturbating <br />to much causes blindness <br />this is true <br />more or less <br /> <br />shaving hair makes it grow quicker <br />drinking coffee makes you smaller <br />A pimple on your tongue means that you tell lie's <br />Eating apples with cherries increases penis size <br /> <br />These all might be true <br />they also might be false <br />but what you might want to give a whirl <br />Eating the crust of bread makes your hair curl.<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/old-wive-s-tales/
