I have six little pussy cats, they really are quite 'arty' <br />But when I go to bed at night, Im sure they throw a party! <br /> <br />Firstly theres my grandpa Doc hes wild and confident <br />He's partial to the cat nip, so on a binge he went. <br /> <br />Then I have my kitten Star, she is mature and bright <br />She likes to surf the internet, the 'mouse' is her delight! <br /> <br />Then theres daddy Duncan a loyal and caring friend <br />He is the leader of the gang, on him you can depend. <br /> <br />I have a new addition, she is eighteen years old <br />I often make her laugh and smile <br />With many poems ive told <br /> <br />Not forgetting mother Dee she likes to skive off work <br />Instead she sends me messages, and daddy goes bezerk! <br />The library and the snake pit is where she waves her ruler <br />And snaps at all the other cats who use her water cooler! <br /> <br />Finally theres uncle Jerry who likes his furry bed <br />He's always wailing in his dreams <br />'A bird pooed on my head! ' <br /> <br />Certain friends will get these jokes (I hope!)<br /><br />Lisa Cresswell Wilkinson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/party-animals/