I bought a Doberman puppy last Tuesday <br />and named him Sal, short for Salvation. <br />My busybody neighbor said the name was <br />disgraceful and blasphemous. I told her to <br />mind her own bloody business, but she <br />wouldn’t let up. <br /> <br />So I prayed to Jesus and I asked him to <br />please get Satan to bonk her over the head <br />with a croquet mallet (not too hard) . <br /> <br />I think it’s important to incorporate Jesus <br />in our daily lives like that. Not that we <br />should talk about him all the time and <br />annoy everyone. But we should keep him <br />in a state of readiness for deployment. <br />That way, when someone messes with us, <br />we can call in an air strike from Jesus.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/homeland-security/
