Hey, why does the bible say that Jesus had to be <br />baptized? Baptism is supposed to forgive sins and be <br />a sign of repentance, right? But if Jesus is God, then <br />how could God have sinned and thus been in need of <br />baptism? Doesn’t make any sense. Probably the best <br />explanation is that Paul or one of the other bible <br />authors made a mistake. Maybe they’d been drinking <br />or were just really tired when they wrote that part. <br /> <br />That reminds me, there’s lots of crazy stuff in that <br />book. The biggest whopper has got to be, “Ask, and it <br />shall be given you.” Think of how many people have <br />been duped by that one. Maybe all the hoaxes and <br />urban legends in the bible are meant to convey <br />mystery and keep people feeling unsure and paranoid. <br />That in turn keeps them in a state of awe and then <br />they can be fed pretty much anything.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/feeding-tube/
