First is you get a lot of shoes, <br />one gets old quick, the other never used. <br />You'll always get a sit place in the tram, <br />and someone is always there to give you a helping hand. <br /> <br />You never need to worry about two different socks, <br />when arrested by law, no need for the locks. <br />From food to labour all seams easy to lend, <br />if you need to move there's always a friend. <br /> <br />Funny enough there are 3069 different sex positions, <br />and with one leg you can make it around 4001. <br />You can take your underpants off, without your foot leaving the ground <br />and when your playing pool it's hard to have one foot out of bound. <br /> <br />Last but not least, girls love a stump, soft as a cloud <br />and I'll never run away, no need to shout load. <br />So if you see a person with one leg, don't call him ' Long John', <br />just ask him were his Parrot has gone? .<br /><br />David Darbyshire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/advantages-of-having-one-leg/
