'You can't teach an old dog <br />new tricks', they say, pathetically, <br />expecting you to nod and agree; <br />nod I might to be polite <br />but in my mind I'm thinking: <br />'What a lot of bloody rubbish! '<br /><br />Pete Crowther<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/new-tricks-or-an-old-person-considers-computers/