I ordered a cheeseburger at the drive-through yesterday and <br />the voice in the little metal speaker said, “Would you like <br />some eternal salvation with that? ” <br /> <br />I was surprised, and you probably think I got angry, right? <br />No, you’re wrong. I thought it was kind of cute. I said “yes” <br />and then drove up to the window. <br /> <br />Before I tell you what happened, let me just say that I think <br />working in a fast food place would be the perfect job for <br />you. You basically have to be an automaton and just keep <br />doing the same thing over and over. Your non-stop <br />proselytizing shows that you can do that - and even relish <br />it. In fact, you should put that on your resume when you <br />apply for the job.<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/job-requirements/
