Ronnie and Donnie <br />Are running and donning their new jeans, <br />They slip and fall in the mud <br />And they yell out simultaneously, <br />'JJJEEESSSUUUSS CHRISST! ! ' <br />Mom caught a fit, <br />More because of their exclamations <br />Than the now muddied backsides of the new dockers. <br />'Do not ever take the Lord's name in vain! <br />People will get offended! ' <br /> <br />She washes their jeans <br />And their mouths out with soap <br />And tells them to say 'Holy cow! ' instead. <br />And they slip and fall again... <br />'HOOOOOLLLLYYYY COWWW! ' <br />And they offend their Hindi neighbours.<br /><br />K. Jared Hosein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/quirky-jjjeeessuuusss-chrisst/
