Under rotten vegetation <br />beetles practice fornication. <br />Daylight bothers beetles' eyes <br />that's why God made bovine pies. <br /> <br />If you think that bugs find yummy <br />cowpies sitting in their tummy <br />think again, it's just for sex <br />exercise for hairy legs. <br /> <br />Do you know why moss and grasses <br />hide those little beetle asses? <br />It is simple, if your jewel <br />due to Nature's rather cruel <br /> <br />sense of humour were so tiny <br />that you wouldn't call it Heini <br />would you flash the little digger <br />knowing that it should be bigger? <br /> <br />Insects hide for valid reasons <br />during three of just four seasons <br />in the winter when they snivel, <br />ice and snow can cause to shrivel <br /> <br />further shrinking due to freezing <br />leading soon to tasteless teasing, <br />thus they stay inside their station <br />celebrating hibernation.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/why-beetles-hibernate/
