You know how kids leave cookies and milk for Santa <br />Claus? Well, I was thinking, why not leave something out <br />for Jesus too? I mean, he’s always secretly visiting <br />everyone too, right? So when my kids left a plate of <br />cookies next to the fireplace for Santa, I left a little bowl of <br />spicy chili and a bag of Cheetos for Jesus. <br /> <br />The next morning, the cookies were gone, but the chili and <br />Cheetos were still there. Then I realized that I shouldn’t <br />have put bacon bits in the chili because Jesus is Jewish and <br />doesn’t eat pork. Stupid me! And I guess he didn’t want the <br />Cheetos since maybe he thought they’d stain his teeth <br />orange – not a good look for the savior. I have a sneaking <br />suspicion he may have been the one who ate the cookies, <br />not Santa. I should have left a note with the cookies saying, <br />“For Santa ONLY. ”<br /><br />Professor Poetry Hound<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/maybe-i-should-have-left-some-beef-jerky/
