There once was a sheila named Tara <br />on the day that she said 'Sayonara', <br />she was off on a trip <br />on a paddlesteam ship, <br />it was better than last year's Sahara. <br /> <br />And her ship was named 'African Queen', <br />with the captain a proud Mr. Bean. <br />During evening dance <br />he was making bold plans <br />but smart Tara, she wasn't too keen. <br /> <br />Then the Purser came, name was Brad Pitt <br />for a moment she thought he was it. <br />When a copter flew in <br />he stepped out with a grin <br />she had always admired his wit. <br /> <br />They got hitched on the rusty old boat. <br />By the captain who looked like a goat. <br />Then the Mister and Missis <br />were exchanging hot kisses <br />and the chance of divorce was remote.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-for-a-monday/
