Hen pecked husbands are usually pecked too much... <br />Holes in heads are dotted as such. <br />Beakmarks are usually the wive's own prints... <br />Justifiably women nagg as constantly they give us hints. <br />That honey do list enlargens too fast to unmeasurably weigh... <br />Nag, nag, nag as much to my unbelieving dismay. <br />I pray thee Lord, to guide me to my very own much sought freedom... <br />I as well as the next guy, will really deserve, as want all of them. <br />Our married right are given up to marriage... <br />Especially more so, if along comes a baby carriage. <br />Is nine month's of freedom given up easily to a licensed well wedded... <br />It's long past the mind's total erring way of operating gone on <br />way too long. <br />Pussy whipped men of the world-it's time to unite... <br />Go after that well deserved divorce decree, but before hand, go <br />to her and intelligently-pick with her an unforseen-verbal brought fight. <br />Then, the 'morrow, we'll finally be free... <br />No longer expected to hand out to her, that weekly due, monetarrily wanted fee. <br />Marriage is the unexpected ambush of the singled, fast aging woman... <br />To legally trap the single man, by me the only well thought out conclusion. <br />My only advice is to warn the single male of his impending doom... <br />Do not agree to be that dumbfounded, unsuspecting gullable, misled <br />groom. <br />That invisible ring of entrapment can at times not ever be seen... <br />That insitution of marriage, can at times, in the near future, be <br />considered by the single bachelor, Totally an unfreeing duty <br />of one fact... <br />Tis' be one hellava tact, hidden and bewaringly an ugly one fact, too <br />obscene.<br /><br />Michael Gale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/marriage-can-be-an-institutionalized-commitment/
