he's been waiting for this his whole life... <br />he's wanted her for a long time... <br /> <br />he's finally going to lose his virginity... <br />he's dreamed about this for years... <br /> <br />he's been in a daze scince she told him it was tim... <br />he's bought all the condoms he could buy... <br /> <br />he's waiting impatiently for the time to pass... <br />he's going to become a man... <br /> <br />(she shows up) <br /> <br />he's almost riping her clothes off... <br />she's almost riping his clothes off... <br /> <br />they've been goig out for 5 years... <br />he's been waiting even longer... <br /> <br />he's got it all in a plan... <br />then she whispers 'i'm a man'<br /><br />Melissa Broomhead<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/this-is-so-funny-i-laughed-while-writing-it-lol/
