Ferdinand Frog was all agog, <br />He'd seen a female creature green, <br />And jumping sprightly from his log, <br />Was goggle eyed and very keen. <br /> <br />He, creeping up, planted a kiss, <br />Then everything became all blurred, <br />He should have been feeling utter bliss, <br />He didn't know what had occurred. <br /> <br />His ego was all bruised and battered, <br />His body bounced into the road, <br />And he was absolutely shattered, <br />For 'she' turned out to be a toad!<br /><br />Ernestine Northover<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/his-ego/
