(a found poem) <br /> <br />First, find your poop, then <br />Pick up your Doggy Dooper <br />And the bio- <br />degradable poop bag. <br />Place your Doggy Dooper <br />Inside the bio- <br />degradable poop bag, <br />Open your Doggy Dooper, <br />Fold the bag into its jaws and <br />Close your Doggy Dooper. <br />You are now ready to go. <br /> <br />Close the Doggy Dooper <br />Over the poop, and lift, <br />Reverse the bag, <br />Open the Doggy Dooper, <br />Remove, then tie the bag, <br />And dispose of carefully. <br /> <br />Congratulations! <br />You have done your civic duty. <br />You are a responsible dog owner <br />Helping to keep the streets <br />of Great Britain <br />Free from dog shite. <br /> <br /><br />Pete Crowther<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-doggy-dooper-or-the-easy-way-to-dispose-of-d/
